The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

September 20 – October 13, 2019

By Carol Hall, Larry L. King & Peter Masterson
     Directed by Steven D. Morris

Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 pm
Sundays at 2 pm

This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the 1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors, senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello, until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution. This one is for mature audiences but don’t worry as Miss Mona says, “there’s nothing dirty going on.”

Appropriate for audiences aged 16 and up

Presented through special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc., New York, NY

$28.00 (includes $2 online ticket processing fee)
Discounts available for seniors & groups!


Sherrif Ed Earl Dodd: Bob Reed*
Angel: Aly Badalamenti
Shy: Donovan Marie Lawson
Jewel: Ken’Ja L. Brown
Miss Mona Stangley: Mary Gilbreath Grim
Durla: Callie Cunningham
Ruby Rae: Hannah Bell
Beatrice: Amy Arevalo
Eloise: Bria Huckaby
Dawn: Kylie Reynolds Thornton
Taddy Jo/Imogene Charlene: Alexandra Koeneke Neary
Melvin P. Thorpe: Micah Green
Dogette/Miss Wulla Jean: Nancy Lamb
Dogette/ Edsel: George Sepulveda III
Dogette/Aggie: Alfredo Tamayo
Dogette/Ensemble: Christine Chambers
Doatsey Mae: Patrice Tilley
Mayor Rufus Poindexter: Eric Helsel
C.J. Scrugs: A. Soloman Abah Jr.
Senator Wingwoah: Michael Green
Aggie/Ensemble: Trey Cardona
Aggie/Ensemble: Layne Hill
Aggie/Ensemble: Michael McCrary
Aggie/Ensemble: Tyrell Washington
Aggie/Ensemble: Moises Zamora
Governor: Daniel Hernandez

* Appears courtesy of Actor’s Equity Association


Director: Steven D. Morris
Musical Director: Mark Dennis Miller
Choreographer: Lori Woods Blondin
Stage Manager: Rebecca Rickey
Set Designer: Kevin Brown
Lighting Designer: Bryan Stevenson
Sound Designer: Bill Eickenloff
Costume Designer: Karen Murk Potter
Properties Designer: Robin Dotson
Scenic Artist: Angie Glover

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas LIVE
Photography by Eric Younkin Photography

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  • No Refunds or Exchanges. All sales are FINAL.
  • No lap seats or children under the age of three permitted
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  • No food or beverage are allowed inside the theater.
  • Tickets not picked up by 5 minutes before show time may be released to those on the waiting list.

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